Why would I need a privacy policy? That implies that I know some secret of yours. I don’t.
I promise I won’t tell everyone something I don’t believe to be true, without a disclaimer saying that I’m not sure.
How’s that?
–Mike
Oh, by the way, everything presented on this site is my opinion. Even things that sound like facts. I hope they’re all either true, or funny. In any case, I’m not representing you or anyone else unless otherwise noted.
–Mike